Trix are for dogs too

Human puppy stealing my mom!

Yeah, so it's me the Techiedog... 3 weeks ago mom came home with her human puppy and I'm pleased to announce that it doesn't make too much noise, nor does it steal my toys.

HOWEVER, I have been unceremoniously banned from sleeping in mom's bedroom AND mom talks to the baby more than me!!! I mean, she used to annoy me with all the dressing up and balancing things on my head, but now I sorta miss it. I also overheard her saying that this baby is going to pull my tail and chase me when it gets bigger. I'm not sure I like the sound of that!

Anyway, I've been very good and mostly ignore the baby so mom says I'm a good dog. BAHH HUMBUG!!!!

Mom having a baby today

Mom says she's going to pawspital to have a baby tonight. I hope this baby thing doesn't steal my toys or poop in the house, and she can't possibly be as cute as Techie dog...can she? She'll never look as good in a blankie as me!

CURRENT MOOD: Cozy!

Cooookie!

CURRENT MOOD: Ginger Spice!

Helping mom with Sunday Laundry

Morning dogs and dogettes! Yeah, so my mom is 9 months pregnant but still doing laundry because she won't sit still, so I've been helping keep her motivation up by pulling silly faces like this:CURRENT MOOD: Silly!!!

Only 4 pups remain on the veranda - the others found homes this weekend. Mom sure is glad, but Dad misses them because he's a big softy teddy bear. I'm sure he'll forget all about them when my human sister makes her debut in a couple weeks :-)

Woof and Paws-out!

Mah behbeh's!

Techie dog makes pretty puppies! [ok so Izzy helped a bit!]

CURRENT MOOD: Studly and masculine

WTF mom, blog for me already!

I DEMAND ATTENTION!! GRRRoowwwl!!

I'm so darn cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CURRENT MOOD: Neglected!

Hi, yeah it's me. I'm still here! Mom abandoned me for 3 weeks with mr. man while my auntie and uncle were visiting for the summer, and now she's too busy worrying about "peanut" to blog for me. Grrrr!@##@#! Aaanyways, those 10 puppies of mine are growing up beautifully (of course they are, they're MY babies). They'll soon be ready for adoption, just in time because mom is having her pup in about 3 weeks. Anyways, she says she's gonna post photos soon. It will be nice for poor Izzy to have her life back!!!
PAWS-OUT!

Oh my DOG!! Puppies!!

Techie dog is a daddy! Izzy had...wait for it...11(ELEVEN!!) puppies on Saturday night! She went into labor around 9pm and dropped 2 puppies in the garden in the DARK and mom had to go and find them when she heard the squeakies. Techie dog licked all their faces and thinks that he makes pretty puppies! Mom is crazy because she says she might have to keep a little boy! That will be 3 big doggies in the house, just like Amber-Mae's house...plus a new hooman baby on the way too in October! Ahhhhh!!! Mom says Izzy is sooo getting spayed soon :-) More pics later!

Techie in da closet

This was in beginning of June but mom just decided to post it for me. Yeah, so she had her shoes all neatly organized in stacked plastic containers but techie dog wanted to sleep in the closet. Sooo...when mom wasn't home i opened the doors and dug into the containers until they moved, and took out shoes and spread them around and made myself a nice comfy nest. It was really cozy until Dad got home and saw the "mess" i made. I'm sad, I really liked sleeping on mom's smelly shoes!

On the Verandah, oh yeah!

See how much Dad loves me? He's squeezing my eyes out! Can you really blame him people?!!

This is my best attempt at looking mean. I got on the chair and it was comfyyyyy!! Woof.

For all you dogs that aren't allowed on the furniture, this one's for YOU...Later losers!!

Chillin' on the Veranda with Dad

Hello fuzzybutts! Well, Mr. Man is living with us now so he is officially my new DAD! He said I can use his last name and everything. He's been pretty good this week, taking me for walks and catching me and izzy when we escaped the other day. He sneaks us treats as well, even though mom wouldn't approve, and lets me sleep on the bed. I guess he can stay :-)

I like to chill on the veranda in the cool mornings, while izzy runs about finding junk in the garden and rolling in the grass. Dad brought some outdoor chairs, and they sure look comfy...maybe they'll let me test one out this weekend. Would be a good pic mom, hint hint!


Dad has 2 doggies that live about 5 minutes away with his mom. A huuuge golden and a wittle bouncy cockerspaniel. Hopefully we'll all make good friends and can play together. Anyway, I'm gonna to and hump Dad's leg and rub hair over mom's burgundy sofa. Poor mom is working (loser! hehe).

--Paws Out--
Techenheimer

This is why mom blogs for me:

The Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

14. Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP.

13. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

12. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

11. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

10. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

9. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

8. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

7. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

6. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

5. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

4. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

3. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
(* 1. Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws.)

Saturday with mom

Today I decided to relax while mom cleaned the house all around me. I tried to blend into the curtains so that she would leave me alone to sleep - and it worked!! Good camouflage!

It rained a bit in the evening and Izzy found a froggy and was playing with it. See it running for its life on the right? Poor thing. Mom made her leave it alone and it hopped away into the darkness.

She's been reading a lot lately, and I guess the book must be good because it has WOLVES on the cover, and Techie dog was a wolf in his past life. I think it's a scawy book though, so I won't try and taste it. Izzy already tried another Stephen King last month, and she said it didn't taste so good and mom wasn't happy sweeping up the mess.

I'm posting this for mom, who thought it was funny. The message on TV station said "out of air" instead of "off the air." Mom thought it was hilarious. NERD!

Peace-out

Yeah it's me. Admit it, you missed me!

Yeah I'm back! I was on pawliday for 5 days and forgot to tell mom where I was going. Sorry mom! Izzy missed me too, so I have to give her extra kisses.

Mom missed me and cried every day. Of course she did, I mean, look how cute I am. Ay ay ay she won't leave me alone now though! See Techie giving mom annoyed look...

I gave up and went to sleep, and still the kisses! See my nose? Mr. man says that I have a "manly" nose now. I won't say how I got the injury, but if it was from fighting, I bet that I won every battle!

Izzy doesn't like the camera. Don't frown! You'll get wrinkles!

Izzy says hi to everyone! I told her to start her own blog, but she said she's only 8 months old and can't type yet. Whatevvvs!

FOUND!!!

This is Techie's mom, and my last post here before Techiedog takes over. I am so happy to tell you that after 5 days of crying, searching, posting fliers and general misery and depression (magnified by my pregnant hormones), my dog-child has come home!!!

I got the call in the late morning, that Techie was possibly found. I asked them to describe his personality, rather than his looks and they said he kept begging on his haunches and that he could lie down on command. The thing that really made me believe it was him was when they said that they can't open a car door without him jumping in. THAT is his main crack-cocaine - car rides!!!!

He was found 3 miles away from home at a resort, where some very nice people (including archaeology students - hi guys) were taking care of him. Techie runs away in style apparently. He was found by a river and taken across to the resort in a boat. In a boat!! hehehe. He was there for 2 days, when a flier was spotted here in town at a local ATM where it was posted. Funny thing is, we posted over 60 fliers over 3 days, but that was one of the first we put up hehe.

When we got to the resort he came to mr. man and I, and started barking and carrying on, and put his head straight in his leash with no problems and dragged me to the truck for the ride home.

Techie is healthy, but very skinny and his nose looks like he's had a few battles along the way. I bet he left a few broken hearted doggies along the way as well!! He was full of fleas (resort is in the jungle and there are lots of other animals including dogs , horses and MONKEYS there) so mr. man gave him a nice bath straight away.

I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone that supported me with calls, prayers and assistance - especially Jaime (mr. man) who was tireless in his efforts to find Techie, and gave me a nice strong (muscular) shoulder to cry, slobber and snot on. My baby and doggies have a good papa.

A Ray of Hope

I got a call this afternoon, that someone may have found Techie. They described him begging on his haunches, lying down on command and jumping in any open vehicle. Sounds a lot like him!!! The people saw a flier that we posted in the a bank ATM. The place he was found is miles away from here, and they have been taking care of him for 2 days. Here's hoping it's the scrunchiebutt himself. We're going to get him after work. Will let you know!

Please say a little prayer

Techie and Izzy escaped the yard yesterday morning, and we only found Izzy. Please say a little prayer for him to come home safely.

Chillin' in the garden

I have some pics to add, but blogger won't let me! Will try later. Big GGGggrrrr

Hellooo Techie dog still alive!

Hello friends! Sowwy I haven't been blogging so much, but my mom had some exciting news - she and mr. man are going to have a human puppy! Hmm it better not steal my toys or my favorite corner to sleep! Picture shows mr. man giving techie dog a smooch, and who can blame him when I'm so cute.

Look at mom's belly! Did she swallow my ball? Noooo puppy inside!!! She's been blogging a new blog for the baby and so of course poor techie dog's blog was neglected. Grrr.
Well I guess mr. man isn't so bad...he plays with us and doesn't scold us as much as mom does. I hope mom finds more time to blog for me in the future!!

Sleeping on mom's bed yeahhh!!

Hiyas! Long time no sniff! Mom's been super busy with work so she hasn't had time to help me type a new entry. Well Techie dog has been sleeping all cozy as usual, and Izzybella has started to growww...and lately, she smells very interesting to me...and I keep wanting to hump her. Mom says soon time to spay her...wonder if Izzy knows this?

Wish mom would let us on bed more often. Sooo comfy, we fall asleep straight away...

Ahhh this is the life...