Tuesday, July 1, 2008

This is why mom blogs for me:

The Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

14. Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP.

13. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

12. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

11. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

10. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

9. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

8. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

7. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

6. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

5. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

4. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

3. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
(* 1. Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws.)

5 comments:

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

The Mommy says the same stuff about me and she is right but then she does make a lot of spelling errors. Love your little duckie and you guys too!!

Mona

Amber-Mae said...

Hahaha! So so true!!! That's why I need my Mommy to help me all the time.

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Charlie said...

Good one, Techie!
- Charlie

Nanette said...

Awesome list Techie! Stella and I are going to spend the rest of the night looking for a tail wagging emoticon.

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof, Techie

Desert Pups here just roaming the neighborhood and looking for pals cause we're new in town.

Woof, woof,
Scuba, Keiko, Norman and Toby from Life inside the Fence.