Long weekend, Techie is dog tired (and witty) haha!

First I get comfy with ANOTHER NEW TOY, yeay! Teddybear is nice. Fun to kill him. I'm such a rabid creature. Mom says: as rabid as a frilly fairy. Hey mooom! No respect!

Silly mom and Mr. Man distracting Techie dog. Ahhh comfy corner feels better. Night everyone. Have a Pawfect evening!

Puppy? What? Nooo!

EMERGENCY! Mom says this thing is coming to live with us next Sunday. Techie dog is very worried. Last month she bought home different nippy yippy small thing. Techie dog was afraid and so Mr. Man took him home (hi Humphrey). Vet says Techie will love little girl dog. She's a retriever too, but a hairy scary one - a golden retriever. Techie dog says mom gone crazy. Would call nut house but then who would give Techie cheese? Will cross paws that Izzy behaves and "respects mah authoritay." Maybe she turns out sweet. Mom says: Izzy will stay no matter what, she is expensive. You will learn to love her, give her a chance. Maybe Techie dog wuffs her? Hmm wimmin, heard about them, never seen one. We see sooon!

Tripito in the Jeep!

Ok maybe Mr. Man isn't such a thorn in my furry side. He says to mom, let's take Techie for a RIDE (If anyone's reading this, i'm okay with people buying my love through treats and stuff like this. Hint, hint!) Yesss. Techie dog loves cars. Let's goooo!

So pleased! Mr. Man doing good. I still stick out my tongue behind his back. Makes Techie dog feel better. Mom sees me and laughs and sticks her tongue out too. Mr. Man didn't see. We so sneaky (but Techie's cuter, I'm sure you all agree).Pretty sunset to end the ride. Techie dog appreciates the aesthetics and wonder of nature. (Don't know what that means, mom told me to type it). Happy lintrolling!

R.I.P. Sausage Chicken

Look at poor sausage chicken! Mom says I can't play no more with him. Why? Because Mr. Man was playing tuggy and mom says nooo tuggy will break toy, and Mr. Man didn't listen. Mom saying: Men never listen Techie. . For once mom says something Techie dog agrees with. What will Techie Dog do now? What can he playkill or cuddle at night! (Do sausage chickens go to heaven?)JOY! ELATION! Mom gave Techie dog a thing she called Mike Wazkowski. I call it monstah! Ohh feels good in my snout. See me smile my happy smile? (Mike not so happy hehe).
Hmm. Monstah still smiling...must kill him some more. Thanks for monstah mom!

Weekend Neglect Again!!!

It's the weekend again, and that means only one thing. HIM!
Yes! How can mom choose this over handsome Techie? He doesn't have luxurious golden fuzz (tho i see he's trying to grow something on his face). He doesn't know how to balance things on his nose like Techie dog does (he drools and makes mess when eating like Techie tho). Techie mad (and jealous).

See how she leaves me all alone? Techie wants out too! This is so not cool with Techie dog.
They go out and eat and don't save anything nice to give me. Mean humans! Must work on my cuteness to get more attention from mom, or else start biting mr. man when he visits.

Basket of Goodies

Mom was cleaning house and put all my toys in basket. Hmm...I need new toys. She says she'll wash sausage chicken. Nooooooo!!! Baths=bad! (I know)Hmm...let me seee...so much to choose from. Will prob. take them all out when mom's not looking (shh).

Behold...the Sausage Chicken

"Help me!"This is sausage chicken. Love him like a wolf loves his dinner but I still cuddle him at night.See the look of murder in my eyes. No mom, you have your own (boring) toys!
Tastes like chicken hahaha. Sorry, bad human joke. Squeaks. Do chickens squeak? Neat!