Yes it's me Techie dog. I posed for this photo cuz mom made me (she wants me a nerd too!), but since I look so very smart and handsome, I'll take opportunity to tell you (brag) about all the cool tricks, commands and words that I know. Please don't send doghate mail. Not my fault I'm so smart (or that mom won't leave me alone to be a dog!)
- Sit
- Stay
- Down
- Paw
- Wave
- Roll Over
- Oh No (put paw over my eyes)
- Up (I get up)
- Up Up (i bounce on hind legs - yeah whatever, shut up. YOU can't do it!)
- Beg (beg on haunches)
- Go see (look through window)
- Who is it (also look through window - still counts as one!)
- Get down (off sofa or whatever...dont understand why my luxurious hair is an issue)
- Speak (my absolute FAVORITE trick)
- Outside (pee on command)
- Find it (find a toy)
- Treat for Kong (get specific toy for a treat)
- Back it up (i back up of course)
- Go longer (i back up a little more)
- Drop it (i release toy)
- Go for a walk
- Go Tripito (roooaad trip)
- Put your head (i put my head through collar while mom holds it open)
- Something Nice (i start drooling because it means CANNED food with kibble)
- Fetch (of course, i'm a retriever!)
- Fuera (i come out of a room - i'm totally bilingual man. I bark in english AND spanish too)
- Shoes (i get mom a shoe)
- Other one (i get her the other one)
- Cuddle (i walk to mom and put my head between her knees so she can cuddle me. She's Needy.)
- Go bed (i know it's time for bed and go to bedroom door)
- Go sleep (mom ignoring me and forcing me to slumber)
- Bow - NEWEST TRICK. (I sorta bow my head low. Still working on this one.)
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