Oh my DOG!! Puppies!!

Techie dog is a daddy! Izzy had...wait for it...11(ELEVEN!!) puppies on Saturday night! She went into labor around 9pm and dropped 2 puppies in the garden in the DARK and mom had to go and find them when she heard the squeakies. Techie dog licked all their faces and thinks that he makes pretty puppies! Mom is crazy because she says she might have to keep a little boy! That will be 3 big doggies in the house, just like Amber-Mae's house...plus a new hooman baby on the way too in October! Ahhhhh!!! Mom says Izzy is sooo getting spayed soon :-) More pics later!

Techie in da closet

This was in beginning of June but mom just decided to post it for me. Yeah, so she had her shoes all neatly organized in stacked plastic containers but techie dog wanted to sleep in the closet. Sooo...when mom wasn't home i opened the doors and dug into the containers until they moved, and took out shoes and spread them around and made myself a nice comfy nest. It was really cozy until Dad got home and saw the "mess" i made. I'm sad, I really liked sleeping on mom's smelly shoes!

On the Verandah, oh yeah!

See how much Dad loves me? He's squeezing my eyes out! Can you really blame him people?!!

This is my best attempt at looking mean. I got on the chair and it was comfyyyyy!! Woof.

For all you dogs that aren't allowed on the furniture, this one's for YOU...Later losers!!

Chillin' on the Veranda with Dad

Hello fuzzybutts! Well, Mr. Man is living with us now so he is officially my new DAD! He said I can use his last name and everything. He's been pretty good this week, taking me for walks and catching me and izzy when we escaped the other day. He sneaks us treats as well, even though mom wouldn't approve, and lets me sleep on the bed. I guess he can stay :-)

I like to chill on the veranda in the cool mornings, while izzy runs about finding junk in the garden and rolling in the grass. Dad brought some outdoor chairs, and they sure look comfy...maybe they'll let me test one out this weekend. Would be a good pic mom, hint hint!


Dad has 2 doggies that live about 5 minutes away with his mom. A huuuge golden and a wittle bouncy cockerspaniel. Hopefully we'll all make good friends and can play together. Anyway, I'm gonna to and hump Dad's leg and rub hair over mom's burgundy sofa. Poor mom is working (loser! hehe).

--Paws Out--
Techenheimer

This is why mom blogs for me:

The Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

14. Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP.

13. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

12. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

11. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

10. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

9. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

8. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

7. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

6. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

5. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

4. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

3. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
(* 1. Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws.)

Saturday with mom

Today I decided to relax while mom cleaned the house all around me. I tried to blend into the curtains so that she would leave me alone to sleep - and it worked!! Good camouflage!

It rained a bit in the evening and Izzy found a froggy and was playing with it. See it running for its life on the right? Poor thing. Mom made her leave it alone and it hopped away into the darkness.

She's been reading a lot lately, and I guess the book must be good because it has WOLVES on the cover, and Techie dog was a wolf in his past life. I think it's a scawy book though, so I won't try and taste it. Izzy already tried another Stephen King last month, and she said it didn't taste so good and mom wasn't happy sweeping up the mess.

I'm posting this for mom, who thought it was funny. The message on TV station said "out of air" instead of "off the air." Mom thought it was hilarious. NERD!

Peace-out

Yeah it's me. Admit it, you missed me!

Yeah I'm back! I was on pawliday for 5 days and forgot to tell mom where I was going. Sorry mom! Izzy missed me too, so I have to give her extra kisses.

Mom missed me and cried every day. Of course she did, I mean, look how cute I am. Ay ay ay she won't leave me alone now though! See Techie giving mom annoyed look...

I gave up and went to sleep, and still the kisses! See my nose? Mr. man says that I have a "manly" nose now. I won't say how I got the injury, but if it was from fighting, I bet that I won every battle!

Izzy doesn't like the camera. Don't frown! You'll get wrinkles!

Izzy says hi to everyone! I told her to start her own blog, but she said she's only 8 months old and can't type yet. Whatevvvs!