Techie in da closet

This was in beginning of June but mom just decided to post it for me. Yeah, so she had her shoes all neatly organized in stacked plastic containers but techie dog wanted to sleep in the closet. Sooo...when mom wasn't home i opened the doors and dug into the containers until they moved, and took out shoes and spread them around and made myself a nice comfy nest. It was really cozy until Dad got home and saw the "mess" i made. I'm sad, I really liked sleeping on mom's smelly shoes!

On the Verandah, oh yeah!

See how much Dad loves me? He's squeezing my eyes out! Can you really blame him people?!!

This is my best attempt at looking mean. I got on the chair and it was comfyyyyy!! Woof.

For all you dogs that aren't allowed on the furniture, this one's for YOU...Later losers!!

Chillin' on the Veranda with Dad

Hello fuzzybutts! Well, Mr. Man is living with us now so he is officially my new DAD! He said I can use his last name and everything. He's been pretty good this week, taking me for walks and catching me and izzy when we escaped the other day. He sneaks us treats as well, even though mom wouldn't approve, and lets me sleep on the bed. I guess he can stay :-)

I like to chill on the veranda in the cool mornings, while izzy runs about finding junk in the garden and rolling in the grass. Dad brought some outdoor chairs, and they sure look comfy...maybe they'll let me test one out this weekend. Would be a good pic mom, hint hint!


Dad has 2 doggies that live about 5 minutes away with his mom. A huuuge golden and a wittle bouncy cockerspaniel. Hopefully we'll all make good friends and can play together. Anyway, I'm gonna to and hump Dad's leg and rub hair over mom's burgundy sofa. Poor mom is working (loser! hehe).

--Paws Out--
Techenheimer

This is why mom blogs for me:

The Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

14. Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP.

13. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

12. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

11. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

10. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

9. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

8. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

7. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

6. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

5. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

4. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

3. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

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(* 1. Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws.)